Now I know there are some folks who have exercised regularly and have eaten right their entire lives but that, I confess, has not been me. Consequently, I consider myself a prime example of the effect on a body that has sustained those ravages . But don't get me wrong, this is not true confessions nor a sad little tale of poor me. Rather it's a comical look at how gravity changes us physically, along with my philosophy which is that it's always better to laugh than to cry.
For those of you who have the battle of the bulge conquered well...this is not for you. It may be, however, a means by which you can see what the rest of us are going through even if you can't identify with it.
Regardless of how this issue effects you personally, I think you will get a good laugh out of this one, at least that's my hope.